This Sunday Misery Inc celebrated its two year anniversary, there were fun and games, prizes, punch and pie...
The festivities started at 2PM, where we won the STV fishing tourney for Catchar, where we had roughly 20 people on both Horde and Alliance securing our win. Some No Breaks kids thought it would be cleaver to stand right on the NPC until they got Typhooned right the fuck off.
After the fishing tourney we went to church for all the sins we commit, and handed out some prizes. Below you can see our nice orderly line for free swag. Then things got a little weird... Obviously we were asked to leave, so we decided to go visit the Darkmoon Faire, where we made ourselves at home and looted the chest. Once the chest was gone we decided to just stay there and hand out the rest of our cool shit.
All in all it was quite fun, I was very happy with the turnout as pretty much everyone in the guild was present. Thanks for those that helped us gather goodies to give away, and thanks to those people that purchased runs from us. Your sweet sweet gold make things like this possible!
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So the journey ends, and what a journey it was. It seems like only yesterday we were wiping to the two trash mobs that stood before Magmaw the first week of the Cataclysm.
I am obliged to mention that the hero of this kill was Snuggles (not featured in image), who saved Iluc from several impales that evidence strongly suggests he would have been hit by otherwise.
All in all I am quite happy with how things went, and although we find ourselves with only 6 original members of the 10 we started the expansion with I am almost glad for it as it gave us our new members; even Protonics, the holy paladin that was a Savior of Azeroth before he killed normal mode Ultraxion.
Mostly though I am happy we are still here, which considering the current state of the game and Executus in particular is honestly quite a feat. Well I guess that is that, good work all. Hugs, kisses, I'll see you in Mists.
Doing this fight with a warlock, hunter, and balance druid was so fun I can't even tell you. Seriously though, fuck this fight. I did enjoy that after spending weeks wiping on it we made one small change to our strategy and fucking one shotted it on Tuesday, such a good game. Anyways good job all, you did so well we didn't even have to sit our warlock.
This was honestly a pretty fun fight, with the one exception being the deck fire. What a terribly buggy shitty mechanic, and least the deck fire graphic is something right out of Mine Craft so that's pretty sweet.
Anyways good job all, specifically the healers. We even finished with enough time left over to go kill heroic Rag and give the mount to.. A druid..
